I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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