Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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