did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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