WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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