Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
This is classic penis vs brain.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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