I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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