...so i touched it.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Randomize
