I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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