We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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