omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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