so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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