Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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