i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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