I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Walk of Shame today included voting.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
All I want is dick and wine.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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