I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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