When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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