Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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