It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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