Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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