So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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