Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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