But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
