it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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