whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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