i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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