I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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