You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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