O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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