They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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