so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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