Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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