More tranny stories later!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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