I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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