would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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