On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
