Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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