KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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