Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
