I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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