i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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