Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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