i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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