is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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