so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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