He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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