Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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