oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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