It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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