No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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