Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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